Lately I’ve been bugging out. Is it me or is it now cool to be Black? It seems like I everytime I turn around I’m hearing of a new leadership position headed by a black person. The most celebritorious at the moment is
Michael Steele and his election to the head of the RNC. Some may be happy for Michael Steele. I on the other hand can’t help but think that white America is either bugging out or that Rod Sterling is somewhere around and about to come out and say “Welcome to the Twilight Zone.”
It’s new to me to be the popular color for once. It seems overwhelming and weird. While I welcome this new temporary fondness to my pigmentation; (notice I did write temporary, white people are worst than pitbulls, they’ll turn on you in a minute.) But while I’m relishing in this moment I can’t help but wonder have my initial thoughts about the validity of white intelligence been accurate? Are they really that dumb? I mean really how can one class of people now love and adore a class of people they hated for so long and now all of sudden let’s up the dial on the tanning booth and let’s become the latest of “in” thing of being Black. Just the other day Larry King mentioned that his eight year old son told him he wants to be Black. When I heard him say this I didn’t know how to react, a white child wanting to be Black or was I more shocked that Larry King had an 8 year old son (LOL). Larry look like he could be a great-grandpa by now, stop playing
. The more I thought about it the more I realized how this comment bugged me out. The only time white people wanted to be Black were in fictional movies, for example, Soul Man, the whole black face era and more recently Robert Downing, Jr. in Tropic Thunder and trust me none of these actors did it for the love of the race, don’t get it twisted, it was all about the Benjamins! The question I have is, if Black is in what’s going to happen to all the Black people who wanted to be white when white was in. For instance:
1. Will Michael Jackson fess up that his vertiligo is not as acute as he claims it to be? I mean really who the hell has a skin disease that just completely turns you white? If that were the case we all would of went for that shit and cleaned up our credit as well avoid dwb (driving while black). His supposed vertiligo still doesn’t answer how his nose became so European all of sudden. I bet vertiligo has a hand in that to (wink, wink).
2. White Wives – Yep I’m going there. What’s going to happen to the athletes, actors, professionals (attorneys, doctors, etc.) who all thought it was best to get a white wife? The Black precedent is being set by President Barack Obama who thank God has a pure sistah!!! Now what are you going to do? “Heather” is not the “in” thing at the moment. Do we up the dial on the tanning booth and see how dark can she go??
3. Crabs out the Barrel – OK all you Black crabs out there who are all about I ain’t helping nobody Black and run that bullshit line of “My own people are lazy”. What are you going to do now? Will you be rescinding the offer to Brent and perhaps extend an offer to Tyrone? Let’s see how that works out.
It’s really surreal of how the tide has changed. And as surreal as it may be, it really is no time to get comfortable. This only proves that white people are erratic and just plain ole ridiculous. They proved this when they put their new token Michael Steele up there to battle Obama. It’s funny the first thing this fool says is, he’s looking forward to sparring (fighting words) with Obama and then he quoted Kool Moo Dee, yes people Kool Moo Dee by saying “How ya like me now.” All I want to say to Michael Steele is “Negroe please.” Just like Clarence Thomas this fool doesn’t know when he’s being used. White people know the “in’ thing is to be Black at the moment. Just a moment and nothing else, so they figure why get my hands dirty, let Toby handle it, put him in a bad light and in a couple of years this will be over; we’ll still look good and guess what white will be back in!
It’s a funny universe we’re living in right now. Folks my advice to you is, don’t get complacent, chill out, take advantage of what can benefit you, but be on your P’s and Q’s, when the white folk regime comes back into power it won’t be pretty. Ladies the Black professionals will go back to their “Heathers’” and Michael Jackson will up his dosage on that miraculous Look at Me I’m white cream! Maybe if we’re lucky Rod Sterling will come out and tell them Hell Naw things ain’t changing, ya staying in the Twilight Zone and Black will be “in” forever, Twilight Zone theme.